If you've read Troublemakers, you know about Parfait Diem. But what about those poor unfortunate souls who haven't received the blessing of the finest literary achievement of our time? Educate them with a light blue Parfait Diem T-shirt, before it's too late.

Keen shoppers may notice that the ice cream cones and text sort of look like a smiley face. That's how to let predators know you aren't a threat. There's also a black Troublemakers logo on the left sleeve.

This print-on-demand shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton and unisexxxxxxy.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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